FYI All Kids!
Methods for getting out of trouble:
(As demonstrated by GG)
The Instant Deflect:
Mom: Where are my white-handled chopsticks?
GG: I saw ET with them!
The Quick Distract:
Mom: The cat needs to be fed.
GG: I think Baby Boy has a poopy diaper.
(to be shrieked from another room)
GG: Boo! Stop hitting me with that shoe!
The Love Parry:
Mom: Why haven’t you brushed your teeth yet?
GG: Mommy I LOVE you!
We hope this information will be instructive to children everywhere.
Thank you.
Love it! The Indirect Tattle is quite a common practice of my son. He thinks it keeps him disconnected from "The In-Your-Face Tattle". Not happenin'
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