Now that the election is over...

Let's talk about something else.

Something important, you ask? Newsworthy? Something that makes a difference in this world?

Nah. Wrong blog for THAT.

I only write about random useless FUNNY things.

I have a short list of questions to get you all talking amongst yourselves:

Two general, maybe philosophical, questions:

1. A burning question of housekeeping: How can dust cling to a vertical surface?

2. Jesus has a facebook page. So does God. Who does the status updates for these things?

And one personal question.....

3. Who took the onions off their Whopper and hid them in the back of my van? Because it really smells in there now.

Thank you for reading this post-election post.