Extreme Tattling

The twins went to play upstairs in their room. Five minutes later, Little Boy was tattling on his sister.

"Mommy! Little Girl is playing in Boo and GG's room!"

(They know they are not supposed to play in their older sisters' rooms.)

So I went up there and found her yelling at him, from the forbidden room, "I told you! Don't tell Mommy I went in here!!!!"

"I told Mommy," Little Boy said virtuously to his twin.

Then he turned to me. "Also she pooped in the potty and didn't wipe her bottom."

BAZINGA!