I was driving the kids to school and I heard Little Girl start yelling from the backseat, "Gecko! Gecko!"
Huh, I thought. She sees a gecko somewhere.
Then I saw it. Looking right at me.
SITTING ON MY DASHBOARD.
Then... it jumped at me.
AAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!
Let me just point out that I did NOT crash the car. I may deserve a medal for that.
Now, I know a gecko is not exactly a man-eating monster, but I challenge any one of you to keep your cool when one JUMPS AT YOUR FACE.
Shudder.
So that thing was leaping all over the car and the kids were screaming...and I just had to keep driving. Finally we got it to jump out the door when we'd stopped at the school.
I thought that was the end of it. But then later I went to the drive-thru at McDonald's....
Is this thing following me?!
(As a side note, I took the top picture of the gecko in my car after my first round of screaming had subsided. Boo said, "What the heck are you DOING Mom? Are you going to put this on your BLOG?!" Really, how could I resist?)
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