In the car, after picking up my oldest daughter from high school:
ET: I didn't even ask anything! But it would be cool....
ET: But what if I get attacked?!
GG: (from the backseat) Mom! She'll TASE me!!!
ET: I wouldn't!
Me: I said NO. You would tase your sisters.
Me: You would! We all know it.
ET: Only once. Or twice.