I purchased a copy of the National Enquirer today.
Yep. I was standing there in line at the convenience store and I saw the headlines:
MACAULAY CULKIN--SIX MONTHS TO LIVE!
KIRSTIE ALLEY--HER 100 LB WEIGHT LOSS A LIE!
OLYMPIC CHAMP'S SECTRET HEARTBREAK!
I just couldn't resist.
Also I was already buying a candy bar, a cinnamon roll, and a diet coke. I figured I can't look any more trashy to the clerk.
Might as well go whole-hog and buy the Enquirer.
By the way, the cinnamon roll was awesome, I gave my daughter the candy bar, and the National Enquirer was full of insinautions, half-truths, and flat-out lies.
All in all, a fun purchase.