I have a confession to make....

I purchased a copy of the National Enquirer today.

Yep. I was standing there in line at the convenience store and I saw the headlines:

MACAULAY CULKIN--SIX MONTHS TO LIVE!

KIRSTIE ALLEY--HER 100 LB WEIGHT LOSS A LIE!

OLYMPIC CHAMP'S SECTRET HEARTBREAK!

I just couldn't resist.

Also I was already buying a candy bar, a cinnamon roll, and a diet coke. I figured I can't look any more  trashy to the clerk.

Might as well go whole-hog and buy the Enquirer.

By the way, the cinnamon roll was awesome, I gave my daughter the candy bar, and the National Enquirer was full of insinautions, half-truths, and flat-out lies.

All in all, a fun purchase.