My seventeen-year-old niece left a pair of thong underwear in the car.
It's not quite as bad as it sounds; she had been shopping with ET and GG, so it was a brand new pair. Still on the clear plastic hanger. Tags on and everything. Really.
But you can imagine the hilarity that ensued when the twins found a pair of underwear lying around.
Little Girl held it up in the air and chanted, "Undies! Undies! Undies!"
She also said that the hanger was a magic wand and declared herself the Underwear Fairy.
It takes so little to entertain the very young.