Also, "Ma'am, is that your daughter?!" Just as bad.
I really really REALLY want to say "No" when I am asked that question.
Because that question (either version) means I am about to be reprimanded by some random adult.
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I could be remembering wrong, but this never used to happen with my older kids. However, it happens all the time with the twins.
Here's a partial list of all the people who have scolded me in public about the twins in their brief four years of life:
1. Security guard at the zoo (Your daughter is chasing the peacocks!)
2. Security guard at the children's museum (Your son is running!)
3. Security guard at the mall (Your daughter is yelling too much!)
4. Other mommy at the park (Your son just bit my son! [This one I actually don't think he did.])
5. Other mommy at McDonald's (Your son spit from the top of the play structure! [Now that I believe!])
6. Lady at the next table at Arby's (Your daughter spit on me! [Unfortunately also true.])
7. Lifeguard at the pool (Your son is climbing on the decorative boulders!)
8. Lifeguard at the beach (Your kids are in the ocean! [Actually I didn't know what he was upset about, but I looked appropriately contrite.])
9. Principal of the Middle School (Your toddlers are too loud for this school concert!)
10. Security guard at the library (Your twins are having a tantrum! [See blog post on that one here.])
I would close with a phrase about how persecuted the twins are, but honestly, they probably deserve it.
Except the one from the library security guard. She was just mean.