On valentine's day, it's nice to hear a story of everlasting love

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Here's a sale ad I saw on facebook:
(I'll skip the details in the middle and go straight to the part I thought was funny.)

"For Sale: Like New, in box (.....) Inscription on back: Three Things Last Forever. Faith, Hope, Love."

She probably should have added: "One thing that does not last forever: The Christmas present someone engraved especially for me. So please take it off my hands and give me the cash instead!"

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